Quotes About Politics

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

I don't think Reagan is primarily funny, and I don't think he's primarily marvelous; he's complicated.

John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.

Capitalism is a funny name which lefties give to basic freedom.

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny.

Its the details and the human element that makes Recount entertaining. Even though we know how the election ends, it plays like a thriller. Its also funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.

The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.

The insane little dwarf, Bush.

We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.

The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.

At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.