Quotes About Politics

To debate political objectives, views, and goals is the most American thing conceivable.

Is it possible for us to witness a world without America and Zionism? You should know that this slogan, this goal, can certainly be achieved.

The political object is the goal, war is the means of reaching it, and the means can never be considered in isolation from their purposes.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

Learn to live in this world with self-respect. You should always cherish some ambition of doing something in this world. But remember that the age of selflessness has ended. A new epoch is set in. All things are now possible because of your being able to participate in the politics and legislature of your country.

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger one.

Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.