Quotes About Politics

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'

There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Youve got to be [an] optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're actually paying for.

There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.

It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.