Quotes About Unsubscribe

I've just read that I'm dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

I assume people know how to hit the unfollow.

I'm not a terrifically fit person. I haven't been for any exercise. I played a bit of football, ate a couple of apples. I got a gym membership last time I was in Edinburgh but it was very hard to unsubscribe.

Now the movie stars beg people to follow their Zing feeds. They send pleading messages asking everyone to smile at them. And holy fuck, the mailing lists! Everyone's a junk mailer. You know how I spend an hour every day? Thinking of ways to unsubscribe to mailing lists without hurting anyone's feelings. There's this new neediness—it pervades everything.

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.