Quotes About Fifty-three

And there's never a law of God or man runs north of Fifty-three.

I walked Sam up to his door and gave him a huge hug. He looked me over in the porch light and leaned over—just a little. He whispered, "You know, I'm glad you wore this costume tonight. Now I know, when you're fifty three, you're still gonna be lookin' good." So I hit him. Which really wasn't what I was wanting to do.

It is an unthinkable discrepancy that fifty-four men should consume the food intended for fifty-three.

You're drunk. That's right I am. I'm fifty-three and I'm as wild as a Welshman with a leek up his arse. Fifty-three. Old slag Gail. What right has she to poke her nose into your shining armour? That's what you're thinking isn't it honey?