Quotes About Intoxication

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

The good news about psychedelics is that they are incredibly democratic. Even the clueless can be swept along if the dose is sufficient.

Happiness is like the first blissful intoxication of morphine.It doesn't last very long.

States of profound happiness, like all other forms of intoxication, are apt to befuddle the wits; intense enjoyment of the present always makes one forget the past.

All my joys resemble more a momentary intoxication than the real gold of happiness. It was all but an illusion.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

If I know the way home and am walking along it drunkenly, is it any less the right way because I am staggering from side to side!

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty.

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real poem.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar." "Yeah... But I was wearing my seatbelt.

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

If you can't hold your drink, don't

Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

where wine enters, smartness goes away...