Quotes About Philosophy

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.

In the end, everything is a gag.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

How young can you die of old age?

Never fight an inanimate object.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I rant, therefore I am.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.