Quotes About Philosophy

To Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God: Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

A god of kindness would be charitable to all. Your god of wrath and punishment is but a monstrous phantasy.

If god does not exist, one loses nothing by believing in him anyway, while if he does exist, one stands to lose everything by not believing.

There is no God. There's no heaven. There's no hell. There are no angels. When you die, you go in the ground, the worms eat you.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Before creation, God did just pure mathematics. Then He thought it would be a pleasant change to do some applied.

All children are born Atheists; they have no idea of God.

I do not believe in God, yet I believe in Picasso.

Does God exist? Well, I would say, 'not yet'.

I don't believe in God. I believe something is happening, I'm not sure what it is.

There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes.

Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God.

I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.

Only atheists attempt to comprehend god with their mind.

Philosophies change by the day while God never changes, simply because, being perfect, He does not have to change!

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.

Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey.

Thank God, I am still an atheist.

Q: Prove God doesn't exist. A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist, and I'll use your method.

He sees no need for setting apart one day in seven as a holy day, since to him all days are God's.

The believer in God has to account for the existence of unjust suffering; the atheist has to account for everything else.

God throws dice, what can I say?

As I have said so many times, God doesn't play dice with the world.