Quotes About Philosophy

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.

Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.

I was thrown out of college. I cheated on my metaphysics final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife–a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held.

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.

Yes, but–as empty experiences go–it's one of the best!

I don't believe in the after life, although I'm bringing a change of underwear.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

How can you bring more light to the ephemeras who are plunged into the fire, because they have already had the light of the fire then.

Think about death make us live better.

Buddhism is a beautiful philosophy, but above all, it is about action.

Buddhism teaches us to recognize these cycles of impermanence and have the courage to accept them.