Quotes About Philosophy

Form is emptiness and the very emptiness is form; emptiness does not differ from form, nor does form differ from emptiness; whatever is form, that is emptiness, whatever is emptiness, that is form.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.

Thus shall ye think of all this fleeting world:A star at dawn, a bubble in a stream;A flash of lightning in a summer cloud,A flickering lamp, a phantom, and a dream.

Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.

My karma ran over your dogma.

But where shall wisdom be found? and where is the place of understanding?

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.

For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck."

One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike.

Should a wise man utter vain knowledge, and fill his belly with the east wind?

The price of wisdom is above rubies.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

Life is like quotations. Sometimes it makes you laugh. Sometimes it makes you cry. Most of the time, you just don't get it.

Rejoice not over thy greatest enemy being dead, but remember that we die all.

Hesiod might as well have kept his breath to cool his pottage.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.