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Quotes About Philosophy

This is not, however, an ideal Universe
~ Douglas Adams
This sentence is not true
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You want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Quest for Ultimate Truth is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. Any bloody machine goes and actually finds it and we're straight out of a job, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a God if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
~ Douglas Adams
We have a saying up here. 'Life is wasted on the living.
~ Douglas Adams
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
~ Douglas Adams
There's only ever been one good answer to that question "Why?" and perhaps we should have that in the alphabet as well. There's room for it. "Why?" doesn't have to be the last word, it isn't even the last letter. How would it be if the alphabet ended, "V W X Why? Z," but "V W X Why not?" Don't ask stupid questions. —
~ Douglas Adams
ART: None. The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough—see point one.
~ Douglas Adams
Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.' 'And are you?' 'No. That's where it all falls down, of course.' 'Pity,' said Arthur with sympathy. 'It sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise.
~ Douglas Adams
Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
~ Douglas Adams
En este punto vale la pena recordar las teorías a las que había llegado Ford en su primer encuentro con los seres humanos para explicar su extraña costumbre de afirmar y reafirmar de continuo lo claro y evidente, como «Hace buen día», «Es usted muy alto», o «Así que ya está, vamos a morir».
~ Douglas Adams
Who am I? What is my purpose in life? Does it really, cosmically speaking, matter if I don't get up and go to work?
~ Douglas Adams
How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?" Zarniwoop
~ Douglas Adams
The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is: 42
~ Douglas Adams
Resumo dos últimos capítulos: No início, o Universo foi criado. Isso irritou profundamente muitas pessoas e, no geral, foi encarado como uma péssima ideia.
~ Douglas Adams
He would continue to believe in it whatever the facts turned out to be, what else was the meaning of Belief?
~ Douglas Adams
Life',said Marvin,'don't talk to me about life
~ Douglas Adams
always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
~ Douglas Adams
Es gibt eine Theorie, die besagt, wenn jemals irgendwer genau herausfindet, wozu das Universum da ist und warum es da ist, dann verschwindet es und wird durch etwas noch Bizarreres und Unbegreiflicheres ersetzt. Es gibt eine andere Theorie nach der das schon passiert ist.
~ Douglas Adams
I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
~ Douglas Adams
How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
~ Douglas Adams
Das Leben, sagte Marvin schwermütig, hasse oder ignoriere es, lieben kannst du's nicht.
~ Douglas Adams
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
~ Douglas Adams
My name?' said the old man, and the same distant sadness came into his face again. He paused. 'My name,' he said, '. . . is Slartibartfast.' Arthur practically choked. 'I beg your pardon?' he spluttered. 'Slartibartfast,' repeated the old man quietly. 'Slartibartfast?' The old man looked at him gravely. 'I said it wasn't important,' he said.
~ Douglas Adams
The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' 'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
~ Douglas Adams