Quotes About Philosophy

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?' 'You ask a glass of water.

Al prin­ci­pio se creó el Uni­ver­so. Esto hizo que mucha gente se ca­brea­ra y fue re­co­no­ci­do de forma ge­ne­ra­li­za­da como una pé­si­ma idea.

Uma posição radicalmente ateísta pode até significar que sua vida é uma corrida rumo ao esquecimento – mas ao menos você pode fazer isso com estilo.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." ? Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.' 'And are you?' 'No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

Funny old thing, life, isn't it?

The chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42.

Life,' said Marvin dolefully, 'loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.

Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life." He

Frailty and cruelty are our gifts to the world. Who is to say that suffering is not the greatest of all gifts from the gods?

People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, Life must be lived forward.

LET'S JUST HOPE WE ACCIDENTALLY BUILD GOD.

I don't understand beauty.

I don't remember where I was before I was born, why should I be worried about where I go after I die?

What about life after death? What about death after life after death?

When all else has been discarded, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

There is more in the world than is dreamt of in your philosophy, Doctor - or in the Merck Manual.

What is it the Arab sages call death?" Pendergast went on. "The destroyer of all earthly pleasures. And how true it is: old age, sickness, and at last death comes to us all. Some console themselves with religion, others through denial, others through philosophy or mere stoicism.

It is a wager with an infinite upside and no downside. And, I might add, it is a wager every human being must make. It is not optional. Pascal's Wager—the logic is impeccable.