Quotes About Critique

If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever.

We have to use instead of the weapon of criticism, the criticism of weapons.

If you dont like my book write your own.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' on what? On fire?

Some things that religious people make a big deal of are rather pointless. Avoid the insanity.

You were probably educated in the conventional economic theories of your period which were magnificent and most ingenious, but--if you will pardon my saying so--all wrong.

The duty of His Majesty's Loyal Opposition is to oppose.

Fuck Margaret Thatcher, I said when I could catch my breath. And I say it again now: fuck Margaret Thatcher, and fuck every idiot who thinks that way. I can take them all to a place where they will eat those words or die of thirst. Because when the taps run dry, society becomes very real.

Capitalism: after a long and vigorous life, now incurable, living in pain. In a coma; become a zombie; without a plan; without any hope of returning to health. So you put it out of its misery.

No, we're the two old Muppets on the balcony, cracking lame jokes.

Until one has some kind of professional relationship with books, one does not discover how bad the majority of them are.

Religion is a collective insanity.

Religion is a disease, but it is a noble disease.

SAMO as an end to to mindwash religion, nowhere politics and bogus philosophy.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

The religion of that prophet [Karl Marx] who knew not the truth, is founded upon equality of the belly.

They all err - Muslims, Christians, Jews and Magians. There are two kinds of humans - the intelligent, who have no religion, and the religious, who have no intellect.

Religion is the opiate of the people.

What is it the Bible teaches us? -- rapine, cruelty, and murder.

This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.

Religion is a Snare and a Racket.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

Religion I have defined as "Another of those numerous failures resulting from an attempt to popularize art".

People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.