Quotes About Reactions

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.

Nobody can make us feel any particular way only we have control over our own emotions and emotional reactions.

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.

There is no situation under the sun in which your ability to respond can be taken away from you. You may not control your circumstances, but you control your reactions to them. And that is what sets the men apart from the boys!

Ultimately, your destiny is determined by your decisions. It's your actions, and reactions, that define you. So don't play the victim. Be the victor.

Trillions and trillions of chemical reactions occur in your body every second. Every single one requires a helper or an enzyme, and each enzyme requires its own helper or coenzyme. Vitamins and minerals are the coenzymes essential to grease the wheels of our vast metabolic pathways.

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

I get a lot of responses to my movies. Some people say, 'Oh, I thought it was really funny - I hope that's okay!' And my answer always is 'Yes. It's totally okay.'

People get starstruck when they meet me, it's quite funny.

It's always funny to find what people's button is.

You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes.""Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse, and I don't think that I'm better than you but I don't think that I'm worse. Women learn to be women, and men learn to be men, and I don't blame it all on you, but I don't want to be you.

No matter how beautifully you behave with people around you. They will LOVE you according to their need and mood.

Our emotional reactions depend on the story we tell ourselves, the running commentary in the mind that interprets the data we receive through our senses.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.