Quotes About Asparagus

Scientists make these deductions by examining a rat, or your landlord who won't cut the rent, and what do they find? Asparagus.

For a lot of people, poetry tends to be dull. It's not read much. It takes a special kind of training and a lot of practice to read poetry with pleasure. It's like learning to like asparagus.

Q: What's a cat's favorite vegetable? A: As-purr-agus!

but what fascinated me would be the asparagus, tinged with ultramarine and rosy pink which ran from their heads, finely stippled in mauve and azure, through a series of imperceptible changes to their white feet, still stained a little by the soil of their garden-bed: a rainbow-loveliness that was not of this world.