Quotes About Society

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

People have lost their sense of humor. In former times, we constantly made jokes about different races.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Clones are people two.

For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.

There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor?

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

Americans aren't accepting of black humor, it's terrible.

..., dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw. Chapter I.

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

I realized everyone around me was wearing a uniform. Black pants, white button-down shirts, green ties. Gotta love the smell of institutional equality in the morning.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.