Quotes About Society

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

All human life is there.

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

It's the same the whole world over,It's the poor wot gets the blame,It's the rich wot gets the pleasure,Ain't it all a bloomin' shame?

When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, "It would be nice."

There's nothing surer,The rich get rich and the poor get poorer,In the meantime, in between time,Ain't we got fun.

Sexism is a social disease.

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

Wealth maketh many friends.

In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he's a wonder.

The Internet Is for Porn

The poor are poor because the rich are rich.

I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I knew even then that women were simply not supposed to be that happy.

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.

[M]odern man is just ancient man... with way better electronics.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

The poor shall never cease out of the land.

Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.

Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?