Quotes About Opinion

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

If I think something's funny, I think it's funny.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn't like gargoyles.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.

In Iran's future Islamic system everyone can express their opinion, and the Islamic government will respond to logic with logic.

All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and not always with my advance approval, and I expect that to continue in the future.

I am not interested in a third party. I do not believe it has any future.

The goal of modern propaganda is no longer to transform opinion but to arouse an active and mythical belief

I think I'm careful. My goal is to try to stay away as much from opinion journalism as possible.

It was five, but it could have been six, seven or eight goals, in my opinion.

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

I always advise people never to give advice.