Quotes About Excess

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

I want a new liver to replace my heart.""Um, why?""Because then I could drink more and care less.

Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH!And look around ...can you blame us?!

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.

You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.

It was how it had been with the madman among the tombs, that their number was legion, far in excess at any rate if the number listed on the back of the door as the room's maximum occupancy.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.

But sometimes it is necessary to do that which is too much.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

In charity there is no excess.

Fulfillment of desire taken to extremes doesn't necessarily make us happy. It tends to make us rather cynical.

Ah, Miss Harriet, it would do us no harm to remember oftener than we do, that vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess!