Quotes About Satisfaction

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Having a great intellect is no path to being happy.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

So this was where lust was satisfied. If I'd been an old-time miner I'd have asked for my gold nugget back.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

[I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

Living is about clucking your tongue and enjoying the sound.~Slater

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

always serve too much hot fudge sause on the hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt

Oh, man, " he mumbled with a full mouth. "At least the food is good.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.