Quotes About Age

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

How young can you die of old age?

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

It takes a long time to become young.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

Let a widow be enrolled if she is not less than sixty years of age, having been the wife of one husband, 10 and having a reputation for good works: if she has brought up children, has shown hospitality, has washed the feet of the saints, has cared for the afflicted, and has devoted herself to every good work. -1 Timothy 5:9-10

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.