Quotes About Stereotypes

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.

There was danger in her tone. "Am I really? Why should that be exceptional? A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command the world mutters darkly about her moods.

Three brothers living in China want to immigrate to the United States. The brothers are named Bu, Chu, and Fu. So they decide to change their names to seem more American. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q: Why do men fart more frequently than women? A: Because women don't stay quiet long enough to build up the pressure.

Q: What do blondes and computers have in common? A: You never truly appreciate them until they go down on you.

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A: Their mothers taught them not to talk with their mouths full.

I know plenty of actresses in their early thirties who look amazing, although there's that old saying: 'Ladies get older, men get more distinguished.'

That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.

People in north Michigan are not different at all from people in southern Alabama. Trust me, someone who's spent a lot of time in both places. They're all hardworking, simple people.

Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

The English are busy folk; they have no time in which to be polite.

Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.

When girls are asking themselves 'Who am I?' for the first time and they hear all this bad PR about math, they think, 'Well, whoever I am, I'm not somebody who likes math.'

I've never really gotten into the whole labels thing. There were times I would cover a pop song, and people would say 'You sound really country.' I gave up on that whole thing a long time ago.

People say 'teenage girls aren't so clever. Your characters should be less articulate to reflect our youth.' People who say that aren't spending time with teenagers.

...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't mean that I'm not a witch. I'm a witch all the time and not just on Halloween.

Prejudice is a great time-saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. Prejudice not being founded on reason cannot be removed by argument.

There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time.

When you're a woman in your 40s, it's not the best time to do films, because there really aren't that many roles. Then you reach 50 and there are more roles again. Mother parts.