Quotes About Stereotypes

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Life gives us unpleasant people, wonderful people, and everyone in between, so we can be who we are meant to be. Not someone who is formed, and molded by useless labels and stereotypes.

From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.

You can't be yourself in this world without being labeled.

Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bi...es, walk around thinking they're the sh...

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.

If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.