Quotes About Stereotypes

Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . . Women want to fight men for equal pay, but how often do they fight a man for the check? . . . And any man who questions a woman's physical capabilities gets branded a sexist -- but who do they call when there's a spider to be killed? Convenient feminism -- crackpot theory or dangerous lunacy?

People in the States used to think that if girls were good at sports their sexuality would be affected. Being feminine meant being a cheerleader, not being an athlete. The image of women is changing now. You don't have to be pretty for people to come and see you play. At the same time, if you're a good athlete, it doesn't mean you're not a woman.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.

Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.

There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided: 1. That dear old soul; 2. That old woman; 3. That old witch.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

In our civilization, men are afraid that they will not be men enough and women are afraid that they might be considered only women.

Among men the barber is cunning; among birds the crow; among beasts the jackal; and among women, the malin (flower girl).

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.