Quotes About Stereotypes

Muchos romanos ricos hablaban algo de griego, mejor que el latín que podían saber los teanos, pero no siempre demasiado bien. Se sabía que los griegos de verdad se burlaban despiadadamente del terrible acento romano.

From now on, I'm telling everyone I meet I'm in insurance. Or I'm a car dealer. Better yet—a Republican. That way, when they accuse me of doing the Devil's work, at least there will be some validity to their claims.

There are no frigid women, only clumsy men.

It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't charge sixteen dollars for that little tiny jar.

Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

If I play a stupid girl, and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

He [Arthur Miller] wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can you be sexy?

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them.

Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.