Quotes About Judgment

If you behave like a stupid moron, you're going to get called out by me.

If you think something's stupid, it probably is.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to.

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

The public are not stupid.

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

People tend to think that I know less about what I'm talking about than I actually do - usually people who think that all aristocrats are stupid.

Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid.

If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid.

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family.

I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, 'I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn't let them put that shirt on me.'

At the start, I had no idea to go into fashion, because I thought people would think I was stupid. I don't worry about those things anymore.

A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from.

If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton.

I'm not sure a pretty and stupid man might be the key to a happy relationship.

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.

When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.

You can fix a lot of things, but you cannot fix stupidity.