Quotes About Judgment

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? She scary cause she dont talk sh.. like y'all? She ugly cause you don't like her? GROW THE fu.. UP.

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.

We have made thee neither of heaven nor of earth, Neither mortal or immortal, So that with freedom of choice and with honor, As thought the maker and molder of thyself, Thou mayest fashion thyself in whatever shape thou shalt prefer. Thou shalt have the power out of thy soul's judgment, to be reborn into the higher forms, which are divine.

A man is morally free when, in full possession of his living humanity, he judges the world, and judges other men, with uncompromising sincerity.

Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.

When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like I'm not a b*tch.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any