Quotes About Judgment

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.

Speak of the moderns without contempt and of the ancients without idolatry; judge them all by their merits, but not by their age.

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.

I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

Be careful when you say anything bad about men. Before you say there's no good man Just make sure you are a good woman.

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.