Quotes About Bum

I do a bit of work on my bum, but, like, I don't have a Dylan Bruce bum.

I was a bum at school. I never liked learning, and stupid ideas used to come to mind.

I've got a Moroccan shape, where the weight goes on around the belly and the bum.

You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.

I was in college and got arrested. It was a real scare for me/wake-up call/'Man, you better do something with your life 'cause you don't wanna be a bum' call. That's really why I took music serious.

I'm looking into making toilet paper. It's not an option unless you a bum and gotta use newspaper. It's not an option. Like, it's an option if you wanna drive a car. It's an option if you wanna use a straw. It's an option if you wanna wear a pair of Nikes or Reeboks.

The only surgery I've had is my lips, I haven't had anything in my bum - I don't need to, I've got a big bum!

You say that you don't care about age and that you're ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure?

Granny's bum squeaking again

He's been living on the fringes of art for so many years, talking and talking about it, that he's come to expect all the prerogatives of being an artist without ever doing the work. I mean he's an art bum...

A tramp is a bum, a parasite, a man that won't work. A hobo is an itinerant laborer who prefers casual freedom to security. He works for his living, but he won't be tied down to one environment.

I'm a great bum, and I'm a pretty good director.

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity.

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.

You never know whose eyes God is watchin you through. It might not be your teacher, your preacher, or your Sunday school teacher. More likely it's gon' be that bum on the street.

When you're winning, you're a hero. When you're losing, you're a bum... I'm as bad as the fans, believe me. If they only knew how I hate losing and what we go through to try to win.

He was recovering his style, or whatever it was that kept him upright and made him interesting to women. On the shooting level he was a bum, as useless as a cat in a dogfight. But he had his own feline dignity, even with his hands up.

In Europe an actor is an artist. In Hollywood, if he isn't working, he's a bum.

Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows.

What is a tramp anyway? Dave explained: A tramp is an itinerant worker. A hobo is an itinerant non-worker. A bum is a non-itinerant non-worker.

As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people.

I model jeans. You need a bum for those.

A secret control slip is a wonderful invention. It sculpts and lifts the bum and smooths the hips.