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Quotes About Misunderstanding

OK," Reacher said. "It wasn't a colonel. It was a one-star general.
~ Lee Child
I felt like a man who wakes alone on a deserted island to find that the rest of the world has stolen away in boats in the night. I felt like I was standing on a shore, watching small receding shapes on the horizon. I felt like I had been speaking English, and now I realized everyone else had been speaking a different language entirely. The world was changing. And I didn't want it to.
~ Lee Child
communication is theoretically very difficult. They think we
~ Lee Child
Why didn't you tell us?" She shrugged. Gallic, feminine, obstinate. "What was to tell?" she said.
~ Lee Child
Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
~ Lenny Bruce
The appeal of many conspiracy theories depends on the misunderstanding of this logic. That is, it depends on confusing the probability that a series of events would happen if it were the product of a huge conspiracy with the probability that a huge conspiracy exists if a series of events occurs.
~ Leonard Mlodinow
Scully could see that Mulder might be a nice guy. Well-meaning. Talented. With his heart in the right place. But his head was definitely screwed on wrong.
~ Les Martin
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.
~ Lewis Caroll
Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!
~ Lewis Carroll
I said it in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch— I said it in German and Greek; But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much) That English is what you speak!
~ Lewis Carroll
I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!
~ Lewis Carroll
That is not said right,' said the Caterpillar. 'Not quite right, I'm afraid,' said Alice, timidly; some of the words have got altered.' 'It is wrong from beginning to end,' said the Caterpillar decidedly, and there was silence for some minutes.
~ Lewis Carroll
Speak English! said the Eaglet. I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either! And the Eaglet bend down its head to hide a smile: some of the other birds tittered audibly.
~ Lewis Carroll
As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unacquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood – a circumstance at all times unpleasant.
~ Lewis Carroll
Again, the first o in borogoves is pronounced like the o in borrow. I have heard people try to give it the sound of the o in worry. Such is Human Perversity.
~ Lewis Carroll
He thought he saw a Rattlesnake That questioned him in Greek: He looked again, and found it was The Middle of Next Week. 'The one thing I regret,' he said, 'Is that it cannot speak!
~ Lewis Carroll
I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. 'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty.
~ Lewis Carroll
I'll whisper it, said the Messenger, putting his hands to his mouth in the shape of a trumpet and stooping so as to get close to the King's ear. However, instead of whispering, he simply shouted at the top of his voice They're at it again! Do you call THAT a whisper? cried the poor King, jumping up and shaking himself. If you do such a thing again, I'll have you buttered! It went through and through my head like an earthquake!
~ Lewis Carroll
you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
~ Lewis Carroll
Oh, there's no use in talking to him,' said Alice desperately: 'he's perfectly idiotic!' And
~ Lewis Carroll
She thought of herself, "I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!
~ Lewis Carroll
So here's a question for you. How old did you say you were?' Alice made a short calculation, and said 'Seven years and six months.' 'Wrong!' Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. 'You never said a word like it!' 'I though you meant How old ARE you?' Alice explained. 'If I'd meant that, I'd have said it,' said Humpty Dumpty. Alice didn't want
~ Lewis Carroll
The first o in borogoves is pronounced like the o in borrow. I have heard people try to give it the sound of the o in worry. Such is Human Perversity.
~ Lewis Carroll
Why couldn't you have told me so Three quarters of an hour ago, You prince of all the asses?
~ Lewis Carroll