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Quotes About Misunderstanding

Sure. He came expecting to find two brains and found barely one.
~ Steven Erikson
You misunderstand me. You always have. I have grieved, and that's faded away. Gone. Now … well, now there's nothing. A vast, unlit cavern. Ashes.
~ Steven Erikson
You keep saying that. I'm not sure it means what you think it means.
~ Steven Gould
I don't know Dr. Rosenberg. I have never met her, I have never spoken or corresponded with this woman. And to my knowledge, she is ignorant of my work and background except in the very broadest of terms.
~ Steven Hatfill
When you say anything controversial, you are likely to be blamed not so much for what you have said as for what people think that someone who has said what you said would also say.
~ Steven Weinberg
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
~ Steven Wright
Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
~ Steven Wright
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!
~ Steven Wright
Finnigin, you are guilty of great presumption! Just because Babooshpet did not speak to you, did not necessarily mean she lacked the ability to do so.
~ Storm Constantine
You are a fool! He is not Daniel, and you will never be me!
~ Storm Constantine
If I talked of Valraven Palindrake disparagingly before you went to Caradore as his bride, it was the voice of my pain.
~ Storm Constantine
You're not exactly a bag of spanners, and certain male bits have a mind of their own, and can you please stop staring at me like I'm a sex offender.
~ Stuart MacBride
To many women mistake a man's hostility for wit and his silence for depth.
~ Sue Grafton
She's annihilating herself." "Alienating herself," Janet says. "I meant what I said," Mircia says.
~ Sue Halpern
And for two weeks I was banged up with a Hobbit who only spoke Elvish," said Jess.
~ Sue Limb
Eminent doctors warned against Munch's Pointillist canvas, Spring Day on Karl Johan, counselling that looking at such pictures brought on spotty conditions such as acne, measles and chicken pox.
~ Sue Prideaux
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
~ Sugar Ray Leonard
Few things are more aggravating than to be forgiven when one has done no wrong.
~ Susan Coolidge
People just assume, over the years, that soccer players are not too intelligent. As with most assumptions, they're wrong.
~ David Beckham
As a kid I used to raise snakes. Obviously, my social life was a bit down at the time. But it took me a while to realise that with an interest like that people are going to think there's something wrong with you.
~ Gary Larson
I'm getting criticism on social media, saying, 'Ah, you ducked Shane Mosley.' I've never ducked anyone in my life. They need to look into it a bit more.
~ Liam Smith
Many seniors understand that Social Security is social insurance as opposed to a program where we put money aside for our own retirement. But most elderly individuals think they're getting their money back. So it isn't selfishness as much as a misunderstanding.
~ Richard Lamm
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of soft drink.
~ Joe DiMaggio
A judge sometimes must release a criminal. He doesn't like it, she doesn't like it, but the law requires it. And the context of an election in which you are "soft on crime" betrays a misunderstanding of the judicial process and a misunderstanding of the Constitution.
~ Anthony Kennedy