Quotes About Misunderstanding

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. "Now, Sabin. He didn't mean any harm. He's borderline stupid. You know that.

On way. He OK? Aeron Coming. Something wrong? Lucian Take me out of your address book. William

Thinking about her again caused his body to harden, to ready... "Uh, I'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but I had no idea you would like it so much," Paris muttered. For the first time in hundreds of years, Maddox felt a blush creep into his cheek, "It's not for you." "Thank the gods," was his friends reply. -Maddox and Paris

Me: I think we should have sex again. Royce: Bad idea. Me: Why? Royce: I want more from you than sex. Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard.

His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.

A few seconds later, her reply came in. WTF an A! I blinked, sure I was misreading. But no, the letters didn't change. Me: Nana, do U know what WTF means?? Her: Of course silly, it means "well, that's fantastic.

Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.

What are you willing to discuss? You know what, never mind. You'll probably suggest the many ways to murder me.

His pupils dilated, and he swallowed. "I came to, uh, talk." "My breasts are flattered," she forced herself to say, "though I doubt they can answer any of your earlier questions.

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

Demon?" Gwen gasped out. Her back jerked ramrod-straight, and her face leeched of color. "Did you just say demon?" Oh, uh…did I say that?" Strider once again glanced around the plane helplessly. "No, no. I think I said seaman.

Once again, I can provide ample scientific—" "Yes, I know. But understand that at least twenty percent of the people reporting to me, think wireless internet access is witchcraft.

They say that computers can't think, but I have one that does. It thinks it's broken.

What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons

In all the time we spent together, we had only one argument. I can't even remember what it was about; I just remember that he yelled at me. Ten minutes after he left, he called me on the phone from his house: "WHO WAS THAT MADMAN YOU HAD IN YOUR HOUSE? I COULD HEAR THE YELLING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. YOU SHOULD NEVER LET CRAZY PEOPLE INTO YOUR HOUSE—DON'T YOU KNOW THAT? THEY COULD BE DANGEROUS.

Xander hadn't talked to me since Sunday. Which was REALLY bumming me out. Like, usually when he says he'll never forgive me and I'm dead to him? He gets over it in like an hour. So this was pretty serious.

On the eve of each war at least one of the nations miscalculated its bargaining power. In that sense every war comes from a misunderstanding. And in that sense every war is an accident.

It hapens very often that parents think they are worred about the progress a boy is making. they do not realise that all boys are numskulls with o branes which is not surprising when you look at the parents really the whole thing goes on and on and there is no stoping it it is a vicious circle.

The Bible is the one book we've most succeeded in having them never read as a book. Keep it that way.

Some people come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede -- not because they have a hundred feet, but because most people can't count above 14.

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman hate or despise him; English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.