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Quotes About Misunderstanding

Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.
~ Lemony Snicket
In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back" and not "I love your back" before you continue the conversation.
~ Lemony Snicket
You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I'm wrong, but I don't have the courage to say so.
~ Lemony Snicket
Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-" "It's Herman Melville.
~ Lemony Snicket
Nobody knows anything at all. We have no idea what is happening. We are all bewildered. Someone may say that they understand something, to ourselves or to others, but they are wrong, or guessing, or making it up.
~ Lemony Snicket
First impressions are often entirely wrong.
~ Lemony Snicket
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
~ Lemony Snicket
As I'm sure you know, there are two types of "What?" in the world. The first type simply means "Excuse me, I didn't hear you. Could you please repeat yourself?" The second type is a little trickier. It means something more along the lines of "Excuse me, I did hear you, but I can't believe that's really what you meant.
~ Lemony Snicket
He was wrong in thinking that by saying 'Nnphnn!' Sunny had been complaining about getting undressed in front of her siblings. Sunny's oversized suit had muffled the word she was really saying, and it was a word that still haunts me in my dreams as I toss and turn each night, images of Beatrice and her legacy filling my weary, grieving brain no matter where in the world I travel and no matter what important evidence I discover.
~ Lemony Snicket
She wouldn't have to be lying to be wrong.
~ Lemony Snicket
Impertinent is a word which actually means not suitable to the circumstances, but most people use it to mean I am using a complicated word in hopes that it will make you stop talking....
~ Lemony Snicket
They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
~ Lemony Snicket
There was a town, and there was a girl, and there was a theft. I was living in the town, and I was hired to investigate the theft, and I thought the girl had nothing to do with it. I was almost thirteen and I was wrong. I was wrong about all of it. I should have asked the question 'Why would somebody say something was stolen when it was never theirs in the first place?' Instead, I asked the wrong question—four wrong questions, more or less.
~ Lemony Snicket
Nobody´s going to throw you overboard," Violet said impatiently, although I´m sorry to tell you that Violet was wrong about that.
~ Lemony Snicket
except instead of the word "love" there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.
~ Lemony Snicket
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
~ Lemony Snicket
Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
~ Lenny Bruce
A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.
~ Lenny Bruce
It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code." I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked. "Yup," said Calvin. "How come you're still alive?" I asked. "I vomited," said Calvin.
~ Lenore Look
A Bulgarian proverb goes: "When you baptize a Jew, hold him underwater for five minutes.
~ Leo Rosten
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
~ Leo Tolstoy
A giggle, huh. I guess they think this is a joke," I said. "Well, I'm not laughing.
~ James Preller
For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.
~ James Thurber
I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves." "How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why you human beings don't.
~ James Thurber