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Quotes About Misunderstanding

Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency — she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
~ Unknown
Kyle agreed. "It would be too weird to see you in makeup and heels and all that hot stuff." "But you just said guys like that," Hannah said. "Right," Paul agreed. He stuck his fork back up his nose and added, "But guys are idiots.
~ Unknown
I had said to some pastor that I was having thoughts, and the church turned on me. They went to my mom and said, So sorry about your son.
~ Jai Rodriguez
Sí los amores de lejos son de... el estarse peleando por carta es el súmmmum de la estupidez.
~ Unknown
this whole scene of me lying in bed and reading books would drive my mother to fits of anger, for she was sure it meant I was doomed to a life of slothfulness, but as it turned out, I was only doomed to write books other people might read.
~ Jamaica Kincaid
It wasn't her fault. It wasn't my fault. But nothing could change the fact that where she saw beautiful flowers I saw sorrow and bitterness.
~ Jamaica Kincaid
Look at me all flesh and bones, head, arms, and legs, do you see a Monkey in my human flesh, and bones, because I am Black. Oh No No, said the Monkey, I don't talk."
~ Unknown
Don't ascribe to evil what can be attributed to well-intentioned stupidity.
~ James A. Owen
Womenfolk just tend to get lost, he'd always say; it's just a weakness they've got.
~ James Alexander Thom
THE FATHER: But don't you see that the whole trouble lies here? In words, words. Each one of us has within him a whole world of things, each man of us his own special world. And how can we ever come to an understanding if I put in the words I utter the sense and value of things as I see them; while you who listen to me must inevitably translate them according to the conception of things each one of you has within himself. We think we understand each other, but we never really do.
~ Luigi Pirandello
The Sinaloans had heard that the Sonorans indulged in the unspeakable atrocity of eating flour tortillas. Flour! Any human being knew that tortillas were made of corn.
~ Luis Alberto Urrea
Lately," said Hubbard, "I have been considering language to be the enemy.
~ Luis Alberto Urrea
Everybody loves Jesus Christ, they just don't know what to do with Jesus Garcia.
~ Luis Alberto Urrea
Why does Wendell think that Aysha is the one who has been doing all the yelling and complaining? Because in his mind she's supposed to be listening, not talking. If she expresses herself at all, that's too much.
~ Unknown
For many abusive men, pornography has shaped their sexuality since they were teenagers or even younger. It has helped to form their view of what women are like and what they ought to be. When a graduate of what I call "The Pornography School of Sexuality" discovers, for example, that his partner does not find a slap in the face arousing, he thinks that's evidence of something sexually wrong with her.
~ Unknown
People did not know what she knew, that she was not really a woman but a man, often a fat man, but more often, probably, an old man. The fact that she was an old man made it hard for her to be a young woman. It was hard for her to talk to a young man, for instance, though the young man was clearly interested in her. She had to ask herself, Why is this young man flirting with this old man?
~ Lydia Davis
But near the end of the hour I was also telling him how face-to-face with another person I couldn't speak. There was always a wall.
~ Lydia Davis
The word "fine" is the greatest abbreviation and obviously wrong.
~ Lydia Davis
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim."
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
Yours is... il sent comme lavande." Is that French for 'You stink'?" It means 'lavender'." Huh." She sniffed at her wrist. "I thought I smelled more like a grape Popsicle.
~ Lynn Viehl
She had transferred to La Brea High School less than six months ago, and the guys there never did more than smile or ask her to dance. She could feel them looking at her when she walked down the hallways, but when she caught their glances, they looked away. Perhaps they saw the gangster in her eyes or in the curl of her lips. Veto had said she was like a jaguar; her show of teeth was a warning, not a smile. She was probably scaring the guys away without even knowing it.
~ Lynne Ewing
If I really wanted to say or ask anything important (to her imposing father) I could not trust my tongue to get it right.
~ Unknown
I apologise if you all know this, but the point is many, many people do not. Why else would they open a large play area for children, hang up a sign saying "Giant Kid's Playground", and then wonder why everyone stays away from it? (Answer: everyone is scared of the Giant Kid.)
~ Lynne Truss
Have you tried to talk to her?" "What would you like me to say Bastian? OH, I'M SORRY, INEZ. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BITE YOU, MY FANGS SLIPPED.
~ Lynsay Sands