Quotes About Irreverent

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that we forget sometimes that that's the oath that comics take, that we will go up and share everything - the irreverent, the scary.

The reason I call my book 'Irreverent' is because there were a lot of pictures that were very irreverent. Maybe I could call my book 'Forgiving' because maybe I made a lot of errors, too.

That's the charm of Deadpool. He's charmingly annoying, and he'll be the first to admit that.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

A la Rothschild, a style I define as many good things used irreverently.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

I have a dark sense of humor.

If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.

There was no sense of guilt in her now, but only a desperate desire to defend her secret from irreverent eyes, and begin life again among people to whom the harsh code of the village was unknown.

I swear like a sailor, assuming the sailor in question died in 1800 and was really square.

I just like swearing and being cheeky.

Mine is not an obedient writing. I think that literature as any art has to be irreverent.

And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car. I went

On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car.

I could imagine his eulogy: "Fucker's dead. Throw some dirt on him. Let's go play some poker.

Nature wanted to show mankind, an irreverent, over-venturesome mankind, just how puny and pitifully helpless a thing mankind really is…

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

My favourite game is Postal because it is so politically incorrect.

Not everything on TV can be edgy and irreverent, otherwise you'd end up with weather presenters shouting, 'Listen up bitches!', after which the whole of middle England would spin off its axis and someone would get strangled with a tea towel.

I can say you're okay for an irreverent party boy with occasional moments of brilliance." "Brilliant? You think I'm brilliant?" He threw his hands skyward. "You hear that, world? Sage says I'm brilliant.

You'll have a hard time getting any Alchemist to admit that. But I can say you're okay for an irreverent party boy with occasional moments of brilliance.