Quotes About Roald Dahl

A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.

But this is not a fairy-tale. This is about REAL WITCHES.

listening intently. He shook his head. 'There is no dream in here

I always thought that a veruca was a sort of wart that you got on the sole of your foot!

There's three of them in nightshirts! Two old women and one

But Goldilocks, like many freaks, Does not appreciate antiques.

I don't care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as they finish the book.

And on the pillow of the bed lay the head

We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.

I is THE BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! I is the BFG. What is your name?' 'My name is Sophie,' Sophie said, hardly

I is a dreamblowing giant," the BFG said. "(...) I is scuddling away to other places to blow dreams into the bedrooms of sleeping children. Nice dreams. Lovely golden dreams. Dreams that is giving the dreamers a happy time.

This is test number one hundred and thirty-two!' I said, chalking it up on the board. "I handed him the pill. He looked at it nervously. I couldn't blame him for being a bit jittery after what had happened to the other one hundred and thirty-one volunteers.

How can you whip cream without whips? Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!

we might have expected a fishy story from a man with a name like haddock, goff said.

You mean to tell me,' I said, 'that every time I pleasure a young lady, I shoot into her two thousand million spermatozoa?' 'Absolutely.' 'All squiggling and squirming and thrashing about?' 'Of course.' 'No wonder it gives her a charge,' I said. A.

I is THE BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! I is the BFG. What is your name?

mornings, Charlie could see great slabs of chocolate piled up high in the shop

Not really," she answered. "Although I have heard it said that over there the witches are able to make the grown-ups eat their own children." "Never!

I have therefore prepared personally vith my own hands a limited qvantity of Delayed Action Mouse-Maker vhich I vill distrrribute to the ancient vuns before you leave the hotel.

11 A Surprise for Mrs. Fox

The President said a very rude word into the microphone and ten million children across the nation began repeating it gleefully and got smacked by their parents.

He maintained that there was some kind of magic about English schooling and that the education it provided had caused the inhabitants of a small island to become a great nation and a great Empire and to produce the world's greatest literature. 'No child of mine', he kept saying, 'is going to school anywhere else but in England.

The feet," she said. "Witches never have toes.

Mike Teavee asked. "Why not use Oompa-Loompas?" "Because," said Mr. Wonka, "Oompa-Loompas can't get walnuts out