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Quotes About Sports

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
~ Mickey Rivers
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
~ Will Rogers
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
~ Yakov Smirnoff
I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.
~ Paul Tagliabue
I'm no different than any other expendable player.
~ Mo Williams
And he's lost both right front tires.
~ Murray Walker
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
~ Unknown
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
~ Conan O'Brien
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
~ Jerry Smith
Fast pitch softball is just as dangerous as baseball. The ball is bigger so you can see it better, but the size also makes for a bigger space to move out of its way.
~ Sara Gilbert
I know enough football to know that's funny!
~ Gabriel Iglesias
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
~ Jerry Coleman
There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
~ Jerry Coleman
All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
~ Jerry Coleman
It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
~ Jerry Coleman
And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
~ Jerry Coleman
McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
~ Jerry Coleman
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
~ Jerry Coleman
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
~ Jerry Coleman
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
~ Jerry Coleman
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
~ Jerry Coleman
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
~ Jerry Coleman
That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
~ Jerry Coleman
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
~ Jerry Coleman