Quotes About Sports

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

I just hope Sammy (Sosa) gets the attention he deserves. Not only has he hit sixty-two homers, but he has carried us. He is without doubt the MVP of the National League.

I have a fond place in my heart for Seattle, so I hope that an NBA team comes back to this great city, this great sports city.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought, , not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport.

There are two times of the year that stir the blood. In the fall, for the hunt, and now for lacrosse.