Quotes About Belief

Christians and non-Christians have something in common. Were both uptight about evangelism.

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God himself is mad.

As for our gods, we have a few too many to be true.

I believe that when I am dead, I am dead. I believe that with my death I am just as much obliterated as the last mosquito you and I squashed.

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.

Marx said that religion was the opiate of the people. In the United States today, opiates are the religion of the people.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

Christianity is the only true and perfect religion.

Though we may know Him by a thousand names, He is one and the same to us all.

A woman once said to me, 'Any religion that is to be any good to one must be one they make for themselves,' - and it is so. She, curiously, was a clergyman's wife.

Monotheism is but imperialism in religion.

For many human beings, religion has been the music which they believe in.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

One is often told that it is a very wrong thing to attack religion, because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

No one has the right to tell me what to do because he has a divine warrant.

There has never been a philosophy, a theory or a doctrine, that attacked (or 'limited') reason, which did not preach submission to the power of some authority.

I respect humanity. That's my religion. I can't stand these religions that are really businesses. So much money everywhere that's going to buy a really nice house in heaven - or what? I don't get it.

In its more authoritarian forms, religion punishes questioning and rewards gullibility. Faith is not a function of stupidity, but a frequent cause of it.

Start out understanding religion by saying everything is possibly wrong... As soon as you do that, you start sliding down an edge which is hard to recover from.

I don't think we should proselytize a particular religion.

Christianity is not a mere religion but an experimentally testable science.

In the process of replacing the old religions, Christianity became a religion.