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Quotes About Belief

Nothing fucks up a religion like an intervention from a real God.
~ Christopher Moore
He's not dumb, Biff, he just has a talent for belief.
~ Christopher Moore
Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to the evidence. But to be offered the power to rule the world? She wasn't sure her career in exercise instruction had prepared her for this.
~ Christopher Moore
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
~ Christopher Moore
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.
~ Christopher Moore
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
~ Christopher Moore
He really wanted to remain angry, but somehow he had come to believe that women were wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence and even awe. Perhaps it was something that his mother used to say to him. She would say, "Lucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps.
~ Christopher Moore
So, from what you guys are saying, there are thousands of humans walking around without souls?' 'Millions, probably,' Charlie said. 'Maybe that explains the last election.
~ Christopher Moore
Well, it is written, two out of three ain't bad." "Where is that written?" "Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn't matter, no one else could have done what you did.
~ Christopher Moore
The only way to control the faithful is to not become one of them
~ Christopher Moore
Isolate 'em. That's why all your loony-toon cult guys have to get their people out in the boonies somewhere where no one can talk any sense into 'em. Just
~ Christopher Moore
I didn't do anything. I didn't move a thing, I didn't touch a thing, I didn't change a thing. Believers do everything.
~ Christopher Moore
A little mucus is nothing against the power of the Lord.
~ Christopher Moore
There's no such thing as a conservative hero.' He was wise, that old man.
~ Christopher Moore
Josh," I said in a harsh whisper, "that kid is as dumb as a stick." "He's not dumb, Biff, he just has a talent for belief." "Fine," I said, turning to Philip. "Don't let the kid anywhere near the money.
~ Christopher Moore
So that's what you think you're going to do? Bring God to everyone?" "Yes. After a nap." "Of course, I meant after a nap.
~ Christopher Moore
Change comes through action. Balthasar once said to me, "There's no such thing as a conservative hero.
~ Christopher Moore
Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas.
~ Christopher Moore
All men are evil, that's what I was talking to my father about." "What did he say?" "Fuck 'em.
~ Christopher Moore
Si tuvierais más dioses, no os preocuparía tanto que se enfadara solo uno.
~ Christopher Moore
Splendid," said the Emperor, without a hint of sarcasm. "I believe we've achieved a new level of doomed."   Y
~ Christopher Moore
Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace.
~ Christopher Moore
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE
~ Christopher Moore
soy un infiel descreído de Dios. Al menos, así voté en las últimas elecciones.
~ Christopher Moore