Quotes About Belief

With Weasel and Arisa at his side, anything was possible. Anything.

My friend thought he was not gonna make it. Then he started thinking positive. Now he's positive he's not gonna make it.

It is commonly believed that anyone who tabulates numbers is a statistician. This is like believing that anyone who owns a scalpel is a surgeon.

I have to be seen to be believed.

Mind is never a problem. Mindset is

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

Believe in yourself and don't care about haters.

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.

Suicide, is a persons privilege. I don't believe it's a sin or a crime it's your right if you do. Though it doesn't get you anywhere.

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.