Quotes About Belief

Talking with an atheist is like trying to reason with someone who denies the existence of the sun.

By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.

You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.