Quotes About Screw-up

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.

HEY, BOBBY TERRY, YOU SCROOOOWED IT UP!

What doesn't work is to worry harder. Gotta keep our faith in human incompetence. No matter how hard we try to screw things up, we're only human: good chance we'll screw up the screwing-up. -From Bishop & Fuller's "Survival.

Leave it to a man to mess things up

So why did I burn so much clock today? To hold them accountable. To scare the hell out of them with the scenario that they—prosecutor and judge, duly elected by the locals—could screw up the most sensational case this backwater hick town has ever seen. To collect ammunition for the appeal. And, to make them respect me.

But looking back?—my lie to Sabrina? Best. Screw-up. Ever. Thanks for being a witch Sabrina!! You rock! And so do we—me and my brother's best friend. (Skyler and Star.) (Only better.) ('Cause we're real.) Peace. Out.