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Quotes About Religion

Religion in its humility restores man to his only dignity, the courage to live by grace.
~ George Santayana
I was in my dad's church, his Baptist church, and I think the first song I ever performed was 'Jesus Be a Fence Around Me.'
~ Aretha Franklin
When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.
~ Emo Philips
Both Mum and Dad were converts to Catholicism, and normally if you convert to Catholicism you have thought about it more than someone who just grew up with it, taking it for granted.
~ Tony Abbott
I grew up with a dad who hated television, so we had to sneak television. It got ingrained in my head to never follow a show that religiously.
~ Robert Knepper
My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.
~ Adam Lambert
My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s - Preachers Kids. Be afraid.
~ Libba Bray
My father was Catholic, my mother was Protestant, and because of that I got Christened in both churches, so I've got all these names... but my Dad always called me Mick.
~ Mickey Spillane
My dad was a Buddhist when I was young. So, at a point when I begging become Catholic he was saying "no" and imparting Buddhist precepts.
~ Sean Astin
Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
~ Mark Twain
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
~ Lenny Bruce
Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten in the form of a cracker
~ Sam Harris
It's an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous.
~ Gloria Steinem
Four years after the death of Justinian, A.D. 569, was born at Mecca, in Arabia the man who, of all men exercised the greatest influence upon the human race . . . Mohammed . . .
~ John William Draper
In all religions, we make a choice about what we emphasize, and I choose to come down on the side of a loving God.
~ Bernice King
Death is only a byproduct of terrorism.
~ Dan Brown, Angels & Demons
People on death row, the treatment of animals, women's right to choose. So much in America is based on religious fundamentalist Christianity. Grow up! This is the modern world!
~ Eddie Vedder
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
~ Jack Kerouac
I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world and do not find in our particular superstition [Christianity] one redeeming feature.
~ Thomas Jefferson
I read the Bible sometimes, but it bores me to death. I just want to know what other people find so bloody fascinating.
~ Keith Richards
The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satifaction of saying to believers, 'I told you so.'
~ Mark Steel
When performing an autopsy, even the most inveterate spiritualist would have to question where the soul is.
~ Anton Chekhov
Yes, we get death threats every week... from the Muslims.
~ Unknown
Death will come in any case, and there is a long afterwards if the priests are right and nothing to fear if they are wrong.
~ Graham Greene