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Quotes About Religion

Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.
~ Rod Stewart
The problem's name is God.
~ Salman Rushdie
The principle of natural selection is absolutely incompatible with the word of God. [It] contradicts the revealed relations of creation to its Creator.
~ Samuel Wilberforce
God is worshipped only inpictures, images, idols.
~ Sathya Sai Baba
I believe in God. I believe in a higher power. And I do believe that God works in mysterious ways.
~ Davone Bess
O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
~ Evelyn Waugh
I do believe that Muslims and Christians and Jews pray to the same God. And yet they understand who God is in significantly different ways.
~ Miroslav Volf
I am not going to tell you how I believe, but I do believe in God.
~ Quentin Tarantino
The idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naïve.
~ Albert Einstein
God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry.
~ Balian of Ibelin
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
~ Bob Hope
To be religious is to have one's attention fixed on God and on one's neighbour in relation to God.
~ C. S. Lewis
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
God is my guide, so I try to not judge myself too much, knowing that at the end of the day, my greatest judge will be Jehovah God.
~ Common
Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?
~ Steve Carell
There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now, right now.
~ Susan Powter
I myself believe that the evidence for God lies primarily in inner personal experiences.
~ William James
How important the concept of God is, and how instead of valuing what has been given us, we with light hearts spurn it because of absurdities that have been attached to it.
~ Leo Tolstoy
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
~ Lily Tomlin
If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.
~ Malcolm Bradbury
You cannot spend two thousand years trying to understand God and then simply abandon the question and declare that we're not interested in it anymore.
~ Martin Walser
The concept of God is generated by a brain designed by evolution to find design in nature (a very recursive idea).
~ Michael Shermer
If there is a reason to believe in God, it would be the Havana Leaf.
~ Norman Lear
But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.
~ Pat Condell