Quotes About Religion

Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider these alternatives: if you win, you win all, if you lose you lose nothing. Do not hesitate, then, to wager that he is.

You don't count the dead, when god's on your side.

The world is proof that God is a committee.

My God is better than your God

I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

Burn? Smite? Punish? Why is your god so intolerant? So jealous? Why must there be only one god? Why is there not room for many?

Jesus Christ, being 2000 years old and some change, is a relatively "new" god of the older god category - and has done quite well for himself, in terms of worship.

God could easily appear and clear up the global religious chaos and confusion. But a delusion can never appear in reality.

I prefer being honest to being 'honest to God.'

Those who would like the God of scripture to be more purely ethical, do not know what they ask.

An Ulster Scot may come to disbelieve in God, but not to wear his weekday clothes on the Sabbath.

I called out to God, but the devil keeps answering.

If there is a god, the only genuine friend he has is an atheist. He does not blame him for anything.

I believe a very large majority of church goers are merely unthinking, slumbering worshipers of an unknown God.

Your God is not our God! Your God loves your people and hates mine! He folds his strong protecting arms lovingly about the paleface and leads him by the hand as a father leads an infant son.

Our rights do not come from God. That's your faith, that's my faith, but that's not our country.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Atheist isn't really the right word because they tended to believe in some sort of Enlightenment, capital 'N' Nature kind of god. But these were people who in their times were criticized as infidels.

The discovery there is no god is a great relief, because if there were, it would be like living in a celestial North Korea if there was one. You would never be able to escape.

God is God. His name doesn't matter.

I'm religious. I think this is something God had planned for me.

As I have studied the Bible and the Book of Mormon, I have come to know through the power of the Spirit of God, that these books contain the fullness of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

The Parliament in Canada and the Congress in Washington do not have the authority to revoke the commandments of God, or to modify or amend them in any way.