Quotes About Religion

I do like talking with friends about big concepts, you know, the stuff that will ruin a party. To me, the party hasn't begun until we're talking about the nonexistence of God.

I think there's probably a God-shaped hole in everybody's being. Even if God only exists in people's minds, He's still a force.

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

the buddhists say there are 149 ways to god. i'm not looking for god, only for myself, and that is far more complicated.

Come on, a 25-page digression on god? You can't have that kind of thing, cut it out!"

Christian is a term used to describe a broad range of those who believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God. I think of myself at an Evangelical Christian and regularly attend a Pentecostal church.

In this day when God is often referred to as 'It' or 'She' or 'Goddess' for the sake of leveling, I must say I can't recall Satan ever being referred to as 'She.'

When God is a father, he is said to be elsewhere. When God is a mother, she is said to be everywhere.

There is no horror, no amount of evil in the world, that a true believer can't rationalize as consistent with a loving God. It's the ultimate way of fooling yourself.

I do not believe that God answers the prayer of any unredeemed Gentile or Jew

I'm religiously celibate except in LA, NOLA, FLA, because there is certainly no God in any of those places. So unless you live in one of those places I'm really no good to you.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

I let God be the judge and I believe that we worship a just and fair God who won't punish innocent people unnecessarily.

What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

There is no direct evidence, so how could you ask me to believe in God.

I believe in angels. I believe in God.

I'm not leading them to some false God or something like that.

I have always believed in God.

I think, for years, people have been pushed down by religion, and I don't say that disrespectfully, but they've been shown a God that you can't measure up to.

There's probably a balance between. I believe you have to know Christ. But I think that if you know Christ, if you're a believer in God, you're going to have some good works.

If the Bible is God's word, and we believe it, let us handle it with reverence.

The God of the Puritans...was a monster too horrible to contemplate.

I know of no one who would be a good High Commissioner of Palestine except God.

Religion is not a melancholy, the spirit of God is not a damper.