Quotes About Religion

The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.

Let us with Caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion.

The propaganda machine is endless. Religion, media and schools spew intentional lies and misinformation about proper human-to-animal relationships.

Our German forefathers had a very kind religion. They believed that, after death, they would meet again all the good dogs that had been their companions in life. I wish I could believe that too.

We establish no religion in this country. We command no worship. We mandate no belief, nor will we ever. Church and state are and must remain separate.

Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple.

Jesus was and is the enemy of dead religion.

Poetry is a religion without hope. The poet exhausts himself in its service, knowing that, in the long run, a masterpiece is nothing but the performance of a trained dog on very shaky ground.

Religion is a mere question of geography.

The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practice it means that hardly anybody is allowed to mention it.

For great men, religion is a way of making friends; small people make religion a fighting tool.

Religion is a Snare and a Racket.

An infinite God ought to be able to protect Himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures.

real art is religion, a search for the beauty of God deep in all things.

If we would destroy the Christian religion, we must first of all destroy man's belief in the Bible.

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.

These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.

Satan's first strategy is to keep religion intellectual.

No person, no idea, and no religion deserves to be illegal to insult, not even the Church of Emacs.

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

Religion teaches you to be satisfied with nonanswers. It's a sort of crime against childhood.

Disappointment over nationalistic authoritarian regimes may have contributed to the fact that today religion offers a new and subjectively more convincing language for old political orientations.