Quotes About Religion

People here argue about religion interminably, but it appears that they are competing at the same time to see who can be the least devout.

I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion, that has warmed this cold world's heart for two thousand years.

One ape's hallucination is another ape's religious experience - it just depends on which one's god module is overactive at the time.

If Jesus was alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time. His ideas are just too liberal.

When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?

I believe in God big time and I'm proud to say I believe in God.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

The things of this world take up too much of my time, of which indeed I have too little left, to undertake anything like a reformation in religion.

The three most written-about subjects of all time are Jesus, the Civil War, and the Titanic.

One paper says I'm Catholic and the other says I'm Jewish. I guess that's fitting because as a Methodist I'm meant to be undetermined some of the time.

The next time you see Jesus Christ, ask Him what happened to the just society He promised 2,000 years ago.

I know of no condition worse than that of the man who has little or no light on the supreme religious questions, and who at the same time is making no effort to come to the light.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

The only time laughter is wicked is when it is turned against Him Who gave it.

I am proud to tell Hollywood that I am a Christian. For the first time I am now free to be myself.

Jerusalem is a time bomb that I fear is just waiting to go off.

During my 2004 presidential campaign, I was fond of saying that it was high time for the Christian right to meet the right Christians.

I am increasingly convinced that the time has come to find a way of thinking about spirituality and ethics beyond religion altogether.

The time is coming when we will go beyond narrow religious confines and embrace a spirituality that will include the best of all religions and transcend narrow boundaries.

History makes the point time and time again No greater mischief can be created than to merge the power of religion with the power of government.

Over time, I started becoming more and more aware of the vastness and complexity of the universe, which led me away from any sort of conventional Christianity.

It was during my time at secondary school that I abandoned religion.

The spiritual element, the really important part of religion, has no concern with Time and Space, temporary mundane laws, or conduct.

Enlist the interests of stern Morality and religious Enthusiasm in the cause of Political Liberty, as in the time of the old Puritans, and it will be irresistible.