Quotes About Religion

In religion as in politics it so happens that we have less charity for those who believe half our creed, than for diose who deny the whole of it.

England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

In England there are sixty different religions, and only one sauce.

The same reason makes a man a religious enthusiast that makes a man an enthusiast in any other way ... an uncomfortable mind in an uncomfortable body.

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion I have shudder'd at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion Love is my religion And I could die for that. I could die for you.

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.

If Jesus was Jewish, how come he has a Mexican name?

I could prove God statistically.

The nearer the church, the further from God.

I believe there is no god but Allah alone and Muhammed is his prophet.

"What do you think of God," the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, "He's not a think, he's a feel."

To them that ask, where have you seen the Gods, or how do you know for certain there are Gods, that you are so devout in their worship? I answer: Neither have I ever seen my own soul, and yet I respect and honor it.

Talking about God is not at all the same thing as experiencing God, or acting out God through our lives.

Deep down in every man, woman and child, is the fundamental idea of God. It may be obscured by calamity, by pomp, by worship of other things, but in some form or other it is there. For faith in a Power greater than ourselves, and miraculous demonstrations of that power in human lives, are facts as old as man himself.

Everything great in the world comes from neurotics. They alone have founded our religions, and composed our masterpieces. Never will the world know all it owes to them, nor all they have suffered to enrich us.

Happiness is a mystery like religion, and it should never be rationalized.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

I have as little fear that God will damn a man that has charity as I hope that the priests can save one who has not.

There is no real religious experience that does not express itself in charity.

Hypocrites do the devil's drudgery in Christ's livery.

Faith embraces many truths which seem to contradict each other.

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.